weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

(Source: donniedarkos)

mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

(Source: meladoodle)

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

(Source: tracey-hummel)

“If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.”

A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via xstayfocused)

(Source: notclarissa)

wtf y’all

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I think you’re probably an amazing teacher. I think I’d better be.

(Source: brideoffire)

So, you talked to Tammy. What’s it like to stare into the eye of Satan’s butt hole?

(Source: petervquill)

whosjeangrey:

"Men may be stronger, but it is women who endure.”

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